he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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