i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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