it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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