Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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