Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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