dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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