She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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