hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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