I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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