garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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