He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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