he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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