So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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