You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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