after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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