So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She bit a glass in half.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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