i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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