im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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