Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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