wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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