we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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