i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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