Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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