just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
