Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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