if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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