I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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