its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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