I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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