Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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