Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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