Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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