I wannas sexs uuuuu
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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