I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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