Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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