Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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