I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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