Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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