Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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