I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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