Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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