I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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