; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.