Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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