it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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