Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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