It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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