Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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