Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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