around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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