Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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