I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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