I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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