If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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